lies V

“So, how long has it been, man?”

“How long has what been?”

“Oh, come on, since you got laid, dude”

“Oh that... hah, like, three days ago, dude…”

“Really? Sweet! Who was she?”

“She...yea...she was this damn hot chick from this club...Great legs. Was all over me – couldn’t fight it man. Couldn’t fight it.”