Phooey

[Does my title have to make sense? I certainly don't think so. If you disagree, phooey to you!]

"I love you with my heart and soul!"

She smiled indulgently.
"I love you with my whole heart."

"Only your heart?"
he asked, pouting.

"Yeah.. I don't have a soul."

"What d'ya mean?"

"I sold it."

He gaped at her.
"Whatever for!?"

"A candy bar."

"Whaaaa?"

"In my defense, it was a really good candy bar."